Jacksepticeye Hey Ma I Did It Again Meme
"...OOPS!"
Jack: "Recollect that time, when I fabricated the Cobb salad, and anybody was similar, 'Damn Jack, your Cobb salad is the best?' I recollect. It was the day that I finally realized, I was expert at making Cobb salads. And so everyone came to my birthday party and said that I was the best. I was only ten at the time - I know what y'all're thinking, 'A x year erstwhile making Cobb salads? That'southward crazy! That's nuts!' There's no nuts in a Cobb salad... Or is at that place? I don't know, 'cause I've never actually made a Cobb salad. I was lying to y'all all this time. That was a lesson in not believing everything you hear. You know what I'grand saying? 'Cause I don't anymore. Where are we going!?!?"
Jack: You Tin can'T impale me, I have the Deathly Hallows!
Evie: But y'all don't, so I killed y'all.
- Then in that location's the fourth dimension he asked Evie some mutual riddles.
Jack: What is the longest word in the dictionary? (The answer is 'smiles' because there's a mile between the first and last letter of the alphabet.)
Evie: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis.
Jack: ...
- Then he tries to get philosophical with her. Operative discussion being "tries"...
Evie: I hope someday y'all'll bring together us.
Jack: ...who's "u.s.a."? The Hive Mind?
Evie: You are u.s..
Jack: ...this is some Matrix shit! Am I function of the Hive Mind? Am I connected to the central server? (to Evie) If I am you, then who are you?
Text-to-speech caption: If I am using who are.
Jack: (disgusted mumble) Fucking messed information technology up again!
Evie: Well, y'all are, so that means I'm not.
Jack: She'due south getting very philosophical. Okay, I can get philosophical on your ass, too! (to Evie) If a train leaves at two:30 and arrives at 5:00, what weight is an elephant?
Text-to-speech caption: Free music 230 n Ride 5 what weight is an elephant.
Evie: Fragged.
Jack: (breaks downwardly laughing hysterically) I am wasting away my life talking to you lot!
Jack: Edgar help me! I don't know what to exercise with this gun. It sucks! Might equally well exist pissin' on people. And I can't practice that! Court order.
- To those who experienced it, or at least call back it, this might call to heed the life-saving problems in the first Five Nights at Freddy'south that would prevent Bonnie from killing you if you reached 6AM right in the eye of his jumpscare.
Jack: Okay, if you don't have it, I am...
(The car has disappeared)
Jack: The automobile is gone! Information technology'due south a ghost! You turn your back for five seconds and the car is gone.
(Offscreen, an ambulance has spawned in.)
Jack: Well, at least the bister lamps is hither. You guys gonna assistance that man?
(The ambulance runs over the farmer'due south corpse at full speed)
Jack: (laughing) What the fuck?!
Jack: iii-pointer! Guard, watch this! Warden, watch this!
(Jack accidentally puts the baby-sit in a headlock and body slams him)
Jack: (later on the cracker seemingly falls through the shelf) WHAT?! What?! I was on the counter and he like fell through it! I requite up on life! Take my soul, Satan! Y'all can have it all you fucking desire! (Jump cutting to larger facecam; without missing a vanquish) I don't believe in Satan; Stop writing comments!
Jack: Mayday! Mayday foxtrot delta whiskey zero! …Houston! Assistance!
- Near the beginning of the game, one of the characters is on the verge of a mental breakdown, and the following occurs.
Nathan: Don't be scared. You ain this school. If I wanted, I could blow information technology upwardly. You're the dominate.
- Sugar Plumps sends him a photograph of herself:
Jack: This is why I dear this series the first time; considering Sugar Plumps is the best character ever, she is the love of my life, only I need to stay warm.
(Jack throws the photo onto the fire)
- He sings along to most of the words of the theme vocal, only as the song begins to close out:
Jack: It's Little Inferno, information technology's Little Inferno just for meeeee...
Song: I've got the fireplace...
Jack: (loud, deep vocalization) ...THAT BURNS AT A HUNDRED BILLION DEGREES!!!! IT'Due south Trivial INFERNO JUST FOR MEEEE!!
(beat)
Jack: (producing a heavy metal gesture) ROCK AND ROLL!
- Simultaneously awesome because he unintentionally played his role well.
Jack: (Rounds the corner) Another car! Hi the-(car starts breaking up and rolling towards him) Hi! Hi! H-What the shit?!
Jack: Tell my wife... Tell her that I ate the last of the peanut butter! And then I- (he lands safely) Hey, we're ok! Don't tell my wife annihilation! Ssh! She never has to know!
- From his second episode, Jack says rather genuinely, "This is a good aeroplane." Half a second after he says this, information technology spontaneously bursts into flames. The starting time fourth dimension yous run across it, you might think he cutting there, merely no. The timing was just that perfect.
Jack: [Afterwards receiving a menu for the Pink Vice] Oooh! All these people giving me nice things.
- Jack'southward increasingly exasperated reaction of, "Y'all again?" every time the pathetically ineffective smuggler character he dubs "Murphy Caput" shows upwardly in the booth was ane of the fans' most eagerly-awaited staples of the Papers, Please serial.
- In episode iii, he finds that a adult female named Julie has no ID card. She says that she never got one. Jack'due south response?
Jack: Bull to the shitacky mushrooms! Not accepting that!
- In episode 7, Jack's reaction to the bomb.
Jack: What, what, what exercise I do? What do I do? IS THIS A FUCKING Bomb?!
- In Jack's second playthrough, he'southward thrilled when he can finally let Potato Man through, marveling at the fact that he has a chore in statistics at present.... just to find out that this was merely someone who looks like Potato Man, and the real Potato Man is directly behind him.
Jack: Will you please share your subscribers with me for the remainder of your life?
Marking: No.
Jack: Peradventure it's the pizza guy. Maybe they ordered pizza all the way up in the woods, and he was similar, "I'm non going all the style up at that place." And and so they didn't tip him, and now he's like, "You're all expressionless."
- This comment by Jack during 1 of the game's Reveals is hilarious when you consider ane of the possible endings for the grapheme:
Jack: Who resorted to cannibalism? *looks to the side* JOSH!
- Really, whenever Jack yells at anyone in a game.
Jack: Hey, fuck you!
Georgie: Fuck you!
Jack: No, fuck you!
Jack: What is happening? Are you having a stroke, sir?!
- Becomes Hypocritical Humour later when Jack has a stroke himself during one of his "Turmoil" videos.
- In the same video, a comment about the Wraith's bell leads to a hilariously night Shout-Out to Within Out.
Marker: Who's the guy that loves to impale? Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Who's gonna put you on spikes? Bing Bong, Bing Bong!
Jack: "What the fuck is a keel?"
- Hilarity Ensues as Jack proceeds to place half a dozen keels along the side of the boat, i.eastward. pointing outward parallel to the waterline. This scene will have anyone with even a rudimentary grasp of seamanship in stitches.
- Naturally, the comments roasted him for this, and he eventually had to pivot an en masse reply.
jacksepticeye: Keel goes UNDER the boat? GOT IT!!!
- Trollface Quest 1 has this precious stone.
Jack notices a guy and a wire. The wire has sparks coming out of it.
Jack: Don't click that because you'll get electrocuted!
Jack clicks the guy in an try to make the guy move away from the wire. The guy moves closer to the wire instead.
Jack: N-No! No!
Jack clicks the guy once more. The guy moves closer to the wire once again.
Jack: No! No, I'k clicking you lot to stay back. Go that way!
Jack clicks the guy once more. The guy continues to closer with every click Jack makes.
Jack: No! Sir! Sir! Can w- Can we just talk about this for a second? S-Sir, you're the only thing I tin click so I'm going to continue clicking you.
The guy moves fifty-fifty closer to the wire.
Jack: Um, don't- Don't touch information technology. Don't y'all touch on it. If y'all touch it, no ice cream!
The guy moves closer.
Jack: I fucking mean information technology. I mean information technology. I see you lot eyeballing it. No! N-no!
The guy moves very close to the wire.
Jack: No- Do- No!
The guy walks past the wire.
Jack: That'southward it! Simply go on on walking! Walk on by, and stay rubber. Go on on walking past information technology. At that place you go, meet yous later on buddy.
Level Completed!
Jack: Yay! Okay, you can take some water ice foam.
- Gets even funnier most a minute subsequently when Jack sees i of the players pretending to give caput to some other player.
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Jack: He had a shotgun! That'south non fair! ...It'southward probably incredibly fair. Considering police. Just, come on!
- When Bruce Wayne gets accused of having mob attachments:
Reporter: Is all your money dirty?
Jack: No, I wash my money regularly.
- When Jack is beating up a mook:
Mook: I own't telling you lot jack.
Jack: C'mon! Tell Jack! Jack wants to know!
- The increasing number of Bat-related puns at the serial goes on.
Jack: Turn on the Bat-computer, Alfred. I'm gonna head to the Batcave, sit in the Bat chair, and Bat think for a while.
- A hymn in church...
Father MacFealty: Jesus is my savior, Jesus is my lord. He will forgive all my sins with no accord. *Meanwhile, Jack is dancing around and waving his hands as he sings in a rather bouncy tune*
- Confessions on the street...
Father MacFealty: What is it, my child? What have you got to say? Father MacFealty is here to listen to all your confessions, and all your worries.
Begetter MacFealty: Ah, sure, Jesus, that's grand! Don't even worry virtually it! Say 4 "Hail Mary"s and you'll be fine!
- Dispensing out the Lord'southward justice...
Begetter MacFealty: You wouldn't abort a priest now, would ya? I'm a dainty lad. I'm a human being of the- I'm a man of the Lord *cut to cop shooting at him* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Jack: Okay, okay, gogogogo! *makes it up, sighs in relief* Oh, my g- *boy gets thrown off the cliff*
The boy: Aah!
Jack: I just got tossed off!
- During an episode, Jack is exploring the Aurora and is suddenly attacked by a Reaper Leviathan, when his his PDA'southward AI chirps in with some helpful information.
PDA: 30 seconds of oxygen remaining.
Jack (screaming) : In that location's a bigger problem!
- Additionally, his 2nd endeavour at vehicular gainsay:
SHOOT
Henry pulls out a gun and starts firing back.
Jack: Die, you lot sons of bitches! You'll never take me a-!
Henry crashes into a tree.
Jack: -liive.
- The top YouTube comment summed it upward pretty well:
"Jack is already loud enough, WHO GAVE HIM THE MEGAPHONE?!"
- Afterwards on, Jack gets a cameo in Chapter Iii, which doubles as a Moment of Awesome. He plays Sean Flynn, a old employee who offended Joey Drew. The best part is that in-character for Jack during a Let'south Play or when hamming it up in a video.
"I don't be seeing what the big deal is. So what if I went and painted some of those Bendy dolls with a broken smiling? That's certain no reason for Mr. Drew to be flyin' off the handle at me. And if he really wants to exist helpful he could be tellin' me what I'm to be doin' with this warehouse full of this angel whatchamacallit. Not a scrap of that mess be a-sellin'! Probably take to melt information technology all downward to be rid of it all.
YouTube Commenter: I don't run into how this is supposed to be unlike to any other JSE video.
- His "15 Million Followers" celebration. Apparently YouTube gives out rewards for getting that many subscribers. The "trophy" came in a brown paper handbag, and is only a piece of paper labeled 15 Million taped to the dorsum of a cereal box.
- Jack is so enamoured with the line "I'1000 a full trash mammal" that he makes it his new Twitter bio on the spot.
Jack: Uh, hello? Police? I'd like to report some bullshit!
- In episode 5, he creates a battlefield where "one zombie fights x,000 chickens." The fact that every enemy killed past a zombie turns into another zombie causing the entire battlefield to stop with 50,001 zombies and 0 chickens.
Jack: Now, I know what you're thinkin, "Jack! That's ridiculous!" Exactly! That's the fucking point of this game!
- In episode half-dozen, he creates a supercharged Dwarf called Gimli, Son of Gloin, Son of Cheeseburger. What happens after is non stop hilarity, including his own backstory, (he doesn't want anyone to know where he lives considering his enemies would apply his married woman and kids as collateral because they aren't that powerful as him), Jack singing Benny Colina, and his telephone call to the Genetic Company.
- In the episode involving the use of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jack did the Jurassic Park theme tune only to stop out of awkwardness when he forgot where he placed them. And some other moment when he had to travel a huge distance to where his ground forces of Kangaroos are. What is small on the setup screen, is literally a huge difference in the bodily simulator.
- "Why does this guy wait like a cross between Marker and Filthy Frank?"
- His sheer delight with the fact that Donkey Kong dabs in the game. Every time it happens, the screen abruptly zooms in on the ape while blaring music plays. Every. Unmarried. Time.
- After getting captured in "Renegade Roundup" (the game's equivalent to "Cops and Robbers"), he's eventually fix gratis... only to be captured again just seconds afterwards.
Jack: Fuck yes! (gets captured again) FUUUUUCK!
- "I'm not gonna win this, guys, I'm not gonna win this. I'k gonna have to hang my head in shame and conduct honorable sudoku!"
- Jack later plays Mario Kart 8 with the Irish lads * Daithi De Nogla, Call Me Kevin, Terroriser, and RTGame, and notices that the flag side by side to his name isn't the Irish flag, only the flag of the United States.
Terroriser: SELLOUT! FECKING SELLOUT!
- In the aforementioned episode, he has to terminate "My Ass", which prompts Schneeplestein to ask things like "how did you get a lung in your ass?".
Decapitated Gladiator: Ma! Maaaaaaaa! I don't got a body no more! Maaaaaaa!
Jack: Oh god, oh no, OHOHO MY GOD!! NOOOO. What the... NOOOO.
- He almost rage quits against Cala Maria when he sees her enter her second class on the Game Over screen.
- He about explodes with joy when he finally beats Male monarch Die.
- Don't forget his look of sheer disbelief when he figures out he did no damage at all to Dr. Kahl's Robot.
- Near the end of the playthrough Jack finds a pencil and attempts to write with it. Cue it glitching and spazzing around on the newspaper.
Jack: [looks to the side] Tin can we- can nosotros cut it?
[screen cuts to color bars]
Jack: Yeah, no, I had to stop it. I call up I hear the law at my door. ...Yeah, I'm in trouble. I'm on a watchlist now.
- Even the mail service finish-card bit is pretty funny, with Jack going from cowering in fear of Baldi to grinning at the camera.
Jack: [As John and Jimmy are hit and autumn off-screen] Elevation 'o the forenoon to ya, laddies! [noticing what happened] My name is JackSepticEye, and- Billy? Billy? Where are ya, Billy? Okay, they're dead.
- The Mood Whiplash he has after on, where Stan Lee makes a cameo appearance every bit a short lodge melt at the diner where Peter and MJ have dinner.
- Near the middle of the second video, they find that Mark never knew about the ability bar at the bottom of the screen that allowed the rest of them to see how hard they were hitting the brawl - obviously, Mark's mic was in the way, and the balance of them just causeless Marking knew nearly it. Mark loses his shit.
Mark: OH MY GOD! Why didn't you tell me?!
Everyone else: We thought you fucking KNEW!
Jack: Jesus fucking Christ! Oh my god, I got jumpscared by myself!
Jack: FUCKING HELL!
- Later in that aforementioned video, Jack encounters a commercial with a pitchman that talks so fast that Jack quickly loses track of what's going on.
Jack: VINCE! For the dearest of God, from one energetic fast talking loudmouth to another, slow the fuck downward! Okay?
- Well-nigh the end of one of his Minecraft sessions with PewDiePie, the ii went to sleep and woke up continuing in the fire, forgetting to place the trapdoor back down.
- When Jack discovers exotic parrots for the showtime time, he immediately wants to tame them and scrounges effectually for some seeds to lure them over with. His programme works, merely while property out his seeds, he also attracts a nearby chicken. Because chickens are equally common every bit clay in Minecraft, Jack looks downwardly at the chicken in silent disdain for a few seconds, before angrily shouting: "NO!" and punching it in the face!
- Emilia's spirit animal is Tigger.
Emilia: Go figure, information technology's Tigger! Just sort of a bouncy brute that creates chaos wherever it goes! Something like that.
Jack: (laughing) Is that how you run into yourself?!
Emilia: Yeah, that'southward me!
- His completely unjustified hatred for Shari, his neighbour, who he is convinced is plotting to kill him. Never mind that the threatening notes she leaves for him are conspicuously written by Jack himself: clearly it was all role of her plan to frame him.
- When Jack first makes an axe, he immediately goes looking for Shari while doing the creepy Jason breathing.
Jack: Coffee! Oh tasty, hot, beautiful, roasted, dark, muddied earth juice!
- In a later video, Jack tries a VR version of the game with Felix. When they get to the front door of the first business firm, Jack slams his way inside with surprising enthusiasm.
Jack: OPEN THE FUCK Upwardly, Information technology'S THE POLICE! WHO'S IN Hither, GHOSTS?!
Wade: Ya hear something off to the left?... similar a bear trap going off...
Jack: Eh, it was probably a bear trap...
Cue a deport trap snapping shut on his leg.
Wade: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?!
Jack: I'm lost at sea with children!
Sykunno: Is that English?
Corpse Married man: This is only how they greet each other.
Valkyrae: It's an Irish gaelic hello.
- He immediately inverts I Regret Nothing once Dimitrescu goes into her 1-Winged Angel form.
Jack: Oohhh! I regret ever being horny for you!
Curator: Long is the mode and hard, that out of Hell leads up to Light.
Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/JackSepticEye
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